A few years ago, I wrote about old St. Nicholas, out there in his open sleigh flying rooftop to rooftop on Christmas Eve, shoulder to the wind, teeth chattering in the frosty night air.
I thought, there must be a better way for poor Santa Claus to get around. Despite tradition and the magic of the season, surely Santa has reached the point in his life where he might prefer a modern form of transportation for comfort and convenience, especially when cruising around the world.
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