To the editor:

We now find the Department of the Interior has determined that the condition of the non-reflecting pool is due to the hasty, shoddy installation of the pool liner in a no-bid rush job by one of President Donald Trump's donors. The Department of Justice has dropped all charges against those indicted for "cutting 300-foot gashes" in the liner. The installer was clearly in over his head (pun definitely intended).

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