Jimmy Kimmel once again took aim at Donald Trump during his monologue on the April 14 episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! The late-night host referenced a recent report from The Wall Street Journal that said Trump has plans to “pardon everyone in his orbit.”
Kimmel joked, “He has promised to pardon anyone who comes within 200 feet of the Oval Office. Basically, everyone but Melania [Trump] will get a pardon when he goes.”
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