Jonna Carter: Two If by sea

Major news flash: Suddenly, there's a fifth ocean. Where was it hiding all this time? And who found it? Apparently, it's been around since 2000 but only recognized this month on World Oceans Day by National Geographic. Apparently, all the hubbub of late is about National Geographic. Hmmm ... I don't exactly have my finger on the pulse of the scientific community, but recognition by National Geographic is apparently a matter of significance. My roots are in women's magazines. In my world, this must be like the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. A big deal indeed!

According to the National Geographic Society's Alex Tait, “The Southern Ocean has long been recognized by scientists, but because there was never agreement internationally, we never officially recognized it.” Tait goes on to say, “It’s sort of geographic nerdiness.” Oh! This I get! Nerds are the boys you're really nice to in high school but because you were nice to them they all ask you to the prom, and as a result you can't go to the prom at all because you've made up some lame excuse to ward off these guys.