Today's column examines the latest scandal to hit the White House. No, this isn't "Not so Sleepy Joe" challenging a critic to a pushup contest. No, this isn't Hunter pocketing billions in titillating illicit schemes with China or Ukraine or wherever he might be traveling these days. This isn't even Jill using a legitimately earned honorific. This is far more grave, and if allowed to escalate could result in another kind of grave. But we won't go there.

I'm talking about Nipgate, and the perpetrator is First Dog Major. Or is he Second Dog? The offense is aggravated assault. Major bit a security guard on White House grounds, so there are probably witnesses and undoubtedly security camera footage. Unless it's been erased!

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