This week I made my foray into investigative journalism as I went undercover at Memorial Hospital as a "patient." It was akin to The Boston Globe's "Spotlight" team investigations, but without their budget. For this mission I was the team which demonstrates the extent of dedication to my craft. The following exposé outlines my findings — often shocking — and as always, my suggestions.

I infiltrated the hospital via the Emergency Department Friday at 6:30 p.m. Suspicions were not aroused as vitals were monitored and testing begun. Blood, urine — even a CT scan. I had them completely hoodwinked, and I was granted admission to the hospital. At 2 a.m. I was transferred to the hospital proper.

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