Thank goodness the interminable, miserable process has finally come to an end.
No. Not the election (well — yeah — that too). I mean the 2024 Major League Baseball season. If you have no interest in sports, I suppose you can stop reading now. But the collapse of America’s pastime into a morass of greed, laziness and stupidity is a metaphor for all that is wrong in America.
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