The quickie is one of the most common and exhilarating fantasies that people have (both men and women). But that’s often as far as we get with them, because frankly, they’re a logistical nightmare. With all the sneaking around, location decisions, and clothing snafus it makes most people ask: what’s the point?
The result is usually an awkward fumble in a closet or restaurant bathroom with almost none of the sexual excitement we hoped for.
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