To the editor:

Surely we ordinary people are doomed. The other day, in the parking lot of my local Walmart, I encountered an obese redneck. He bore a tee shirt spread out over his ample belly that bore the inscription, "The Bible sez the world is flat." The license plate on his car reads, "THEBIBLESZ."

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