To the editor:

It's time we, as women, take back ownership of our genitalia from a unpatriotic political candidate who professes to have the right to reach out with his tiny, baby hands to grab the female collective's undercarriage. As people continue to wring their hands over a private email server, I continue to clamp my legs shut on the overreach into my private, pubic party gone public, thanks to Donald Trump and his continual diarrhea of the mouth. I do thank him, in jest, for unleashing the politically incorrect beast that has been lurking inside of me. He has given voice to an undercurrent of disaffected citizens of the world who now have cause to voice their opinions, often in the least healthy way. Unfortunately, perception is everything. But for today, my voice rises out of my lack of thigh gap.

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