To the editor:

Good news! Conscientious cuckservatives will no longer have reoccurring nightmares of Sen. Amy Klobuchar ripping fetus’ from the wombs of gullible women and stuffing the remains in a tTshirt gun to be shot into an unsuspecting crowd at a Minnesota Twins game. They also can give up the closeted fantasy of Mayor Pete and his partner, Chasten, swapping more than spit in the Lincoln Bedroom. America has been saved. Thank you, baby Jesus. Ricky Bobby, rejoice.

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