To the editor:
The Sun Tele-Talk question about moving Halloween in the event of inclement weather elicited the following anonymous response, “Well! Attention socialists of Mount Socialist Valley and Demo-rats: You didn't blame it on Trump. Maybe you are coming around to recognize that you are socialist, flat-phoned Netflix idiots. I can't wait to scrape the valley off my shoes."
How brave of you to omit your name.
But on behalf of the residents of the Mount Socialist Valley, the sooner you scrape the valley off your shoes and leave the better. Don't let the door hit you in the butt on your way out.
P.S. What in heaven's name is a "flat-phoned Netflix idiot"?
Robert C. Sawyer